Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for September 01, 2015

So Marty drinks Johnnie Walker Red? Pretty good scotch, but that goes along with his nice home. WDIG must pay pretty well.

You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Who or what gave Marty the idea he’s a big deal?

I don’t know where this story is going but it’s already so much better.

Marty, dude, washing Quaaludes down with JD is SO 1980s.

Hmm, maybe the woman in P1/P2 is coming in to compete with Marty on a rival radio station. I know here in the D.C. area ESPN has poached 2 of the women sportscasters from the local NBC affiliate in the past 3 years.

Or maybe she’s just coming in to pretend to be Marty’s Tru(e) love to steal his great fortune.

Looks like Marty’s Kegerator is stocked and ready to roll in P3. Did he steal it from Red Lobster?

P1 “I’m Marty Moon, and I have Sirius XM Radio”

P3 “I’m drunk Marty Moon… and I have terrestrial radio”

In all reality , the mystery woman knows it all but this isn’t the stage its Milford . Looks like no football this Fall . How long before Bitsy boycottts this plot ?

Big Deal??? Marti is an unmarried local high school sports “journalist” now competing with a " hottie" half his age, living in a crap-shak and drinking alone at honor bar in someones house!Other than that, he’s got it going on!

She can’t mess with our pledges, only WE can mess with our pledges, err, our punching bag Moonpie.

If she’s coming to Milford, I hope she knows that Gil ThorP is a state champion football coach. She may even want to buy a t-shirt to announce that fact when she shows up.

Neil and Rod…after 3 years of crappy plots like silent John, the Peacock, the Subwich wrestler and this last bomb, could we finally be getting a bone thrown our way via a Marty intervention? Perfect opportunity to bring back Kenny Lark’s Mom and her bottle, throw in coach Glory, Jon Jawor from the CC and trainer Rick Scott in some sort of Craig’s list romp and now you have something!

Marty Moon, the most interesting man in Milford: “I don’t always drink Scotch to drown my sorrows. But when I do, it’s Johnnie Walker Red Label. Stay drunk, my friends.”

Sounds like it’s going to be a scam to me. She’s going to take him for all he’s got, and State Champion Gil is going to have to pick up the pieces of a crushed and broken Marty. As opposed to the bright, upstanding, self-confident figure we see before us.

Wait, isn’t the new girl Coach Glory? Same hair, same facial features, same mustache.

Could the actress be Marty Moon’s lost love?

Oh yeah! A baaaaaad haircut.J. Ceaser

Well Marty, when you’re 2/3 of the way through a one gallon bottle of whiskey, those things happen. And speaking of happening, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is happening now.

Where this is headed:.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0WMAf4yPAU

Signman is eavesdropping in P1. Maybe he’ll tell us the plan before we sit through months of nothing waiting for a payoff that isn’t coming.

1st time commenter here from Florida . You guys got the best comments on this site. Many laugh out loud almost every day. Looks like old Marty sitting at the Red Lobster. Dump seafood place bar for people waiting for tables. Keep up the good work