JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 02, 2015

Leash by day…

Two men shopping and picking out their own clothes. This ought to be good!! When I got married my wife began her subtle campaign to get rid of my “killer” outfits and teach me to dress “properly”. She wants to start a line of clothes called “Gerhusbandals” (similar to Geranimals) so that men could match clothes and lot right. Tiger pants go with tiger shorts, etc.

“Like”

Hey, aren’t there leash laws???

I made button-up-the-back vests for my girls, pretty ones to match their dresses, with a leash I could hook on if needed. We both had our hands free, and I didn’t need to wonder where they’d gone. Nothing on earth quicker or slicker than a two-year old.

Lend-leash??

Keep them out of traffic.Good mother!

I expected those commenting to be against a child on a leash (especially as old as JoJo). I disagree with bawana whether he means children or black people and that’s all I’ll say on that. I did have a leash for two of my boys when they were around 2 and 3 because they liked to run off and it was better than the alternative.

I think JoJo’s good without it.

@@@QuietStorm27 “I expected those commenting to be against a child on a leash (especially as old as JoJo)”.I might be tempted to disagree, but the entire thing is intended as humor. Also I remember the discussion in Ann Landers many years ago in which one condemned a mother for leashing her children and another wishing she, herself, HAD because then her child wouldn’t have darted out in traffic and been killed. I’d rather regret excessive personal caution than loss of my child..“I disagree with bawana whether he means children or black people and that’s all I’ll say on that.”.Since I am psychic I can tell you bawana meant ALL children and was joking.