Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 26, 2015
August 25, 2015
August 27, 2015
Transcript:
Caulfield: I'm not a procrastinator. I'm deadline-oriented. Mrs. Olsen: Everybody finishes every job at the last minute. Caulfield: Huh? Mrs. Olsen: You finish, you're done. No more minutes. Caulfield: That's the lamest spin ever. Mrs. Olsen: I thought "deadline-oriented" was.
Fiammata over 8 years ago
She’s catching on.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
Years ago, I was in a small group putting together a jigsaw puzzle, when someone asked, seriously, why every time there’s a missing piece, it turns out to be the last one you needed for the puzzle.
Still trying to figure out how it could NOT be last…But maybe I’m just thinking like Mrs. Olson.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 8 years ago
And you only EVER find things in the last place you’d look
greyolddave over 8 years ago
Caldwell and Mrs. Olsen have been doing this third grade gig for about 20 years now. They are finally getting to know each other. So cool.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Never put off tomorrow what you can put off today.
HonoBear over 8 years ago
How about me? I’m dread line oriented.
Rush Strong Premium Member over 8 years ago
I have no problems with deadlines – I especially love that “whooshing” sound as they go flying by.
GoodGollieMizMollie over 8 years ago
Comicsfan . . . I feel awful for you. Let’s hope something in your life makes up for the bad stuff.
rshive over 8 years ago
Maybe a little reverse psychology at work here. Mrs. Olsen knows that if “everybody” does something, that’s the last thing Caulfield will want to do.
TheWildSow over 8 years ago
CauLfield. Two “L’s.” As in Holden.As in protagonist of most overrated book ever.