Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 09, 2015

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TNT: We are going to be brunch for seven tigers, Ripster! Rip Haywire: Don't worry. Cats love me-even ginormous ones. Here Kitty, Kitty, kit- They're much more playful than my childhood cat, Mr. Meowsers. TNT: You better get up- they want to play some more! Rip, these Tigers don't want to play! They want to eat you like Garfield ate Lyman! Good one, TNT! Cats are too finicky to do that! HA-ha! That tickles! Tiger by the tail! Tiger by the tail! TNT: Keep playing, Rip! You're winning! Tiger: MOANNN! ROOOAAAR! MEW! RAAARR! Woman: That's the end of your man, my queen! It's Cheesecake Factory time! Cobra Carson:Oh, the horror! Rip is dead! The only man I ever loved-cut down in prime by seven tigers!