PreTeena by Allison Barrows for February 06, 2018

Just because he works with the dead? It takes all kinds to make this world. Someone has to.

The girls would be just dying to see that basement but that sign on the wall that says “all sales are final” scares them off.

I know someone who worked cleaning a funeral home as a teenager. It’s only weird if you think about it.

I know someone who worked cleaning a funeral home as a teenager. It’s only weird if you think about it.

Like lots of other new items, it depends on how you spin it.

Could be worse-could be working for Tramp, who’s brain-dead. They’d be making over $150K/year as a ‘presidential adviser’. More than Stormy got.

No shortage of work. Recession proof.

At least his clients don’t complain.

“Old Man Foley” appears to be in his mid thirties.

Anyone over thirty is old to preteens.

Why are there walls around cemeteries?

Because folks are just dying to get in…

Nice humor here.