PreTeena by Allison Barrows for February 28, 2017

Won’t she be surprised…

She must not understand the concept of a library card and a library. Maybe, this library visit might be the start of something big.

She’ll probably go straight to the movie section.

Can you spell Air-head???

Maybe she should start with picture books or biographies of famous models.

Jeri is just your typical American who has little use for reading or libraries and if this were done in 2013 she would be texting most of the time.

Yes. It’s fun to mess with a doofus.

That’s a little far fetched to make a joke, since every school has a library. ..Plus, if they are as intellectual—(she a contract writer, he an artist)—as they are drawn, those kids would have been taken to the library from babyhood for the “baby and mom” reading circles…

This is almost too laughable to be laughable!

I fear puberty for Teena. She has a good logical mind.