Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 11, 2010
June 10, 2010
June 12, 2010
Transcript:
Cathy: I need to see how this loons in my home mirror. Saleswoman: The mirror that said you looked fat in those darling pants? Dumpy in that lovely dress? Old in that perfect skirt? The mirror responsible for you returning 90% of what you buy?? YOU'RE TAKING A SWIMSUIT HOME TO THAT MIRROR??! Cathy: Yes. Saleswoman: It's not so much a sale as a sleepover at the mean girl's house. Assistant: We'll keep its little hanger out.
NE1956 almost 14 years ago
What about the MEANER sales ladies?
Allison Nunn Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Hey, at least she isn’t purchasing SPAM!
DolphinGirl78 almost 14 years ago
I love this one!
jmersnga almost 14 years ago
HAHA! Cathy purchases again… I wonder how far in debt her and Irving are? I think Suzie Orman would deny her that bathing suit.
RinaFarina almost 14 years ago
Those salesladies can be so motherly - to creatures other than their customers. “We’ll keep its little hanger out”.
ellisaana Premium Member almost 14 years ago
If that pile of clothing on the counter is returns from Cathy, she isn’t really spending that much money. She is recycling a fixed amount.
smiddlecn almost 14 years ago
Yes, the mirrors in the stores always make you look better. It’s amazing how clothes look once you get them home and are modeling them in front of your own mirror. Then again, maybe it’s just the adrenaline from shopping wearing off…
WSR almost 14 years ago
How ‘bout they make the mirrors used in stores availible for purchase so we can use them in our homes? Would put an end to the ‘Mean girl’ mirror at home, the returning of clothes AND possibly stop spending money at the shrink’s.
avonsalis almost 14 years ago
I’m 57, and I never even suspected there was such a thing as “modeling them in front of your own mirror.” Why would anyone want to do such a thing?
Then again, I can’t recall ever having returned clothes that I’d bought, except once in recent years to exchange for an identical item in a more correct size.
I just can’t get my mind around having to shop twice for one thing. Shopping once for something is time-consuming enough, and it takes me months or even years to get around to it. I fully realize that some shoppers have a life and yet shop also, but I can’t figure out how …
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 14 years ago
The mirror at home is the honest mirror.