FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 11, 2015

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 8 years ago

    Oh, goody. A lightsaber. At least he didn’t ask for a Batwing and went with batarangs instead.

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    Mr Nobody  over 8 years ago

    There’s no way that Jason believes in Santa Claus.

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    nossmf  over 8 years ago

    As my teenager once said, “I’ll believe in anything if it gives me stuff.”

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    mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Hmm, maybe that’s why I never got that AT-AT walker. That and I was already grown up when the movies came out.

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    realexander  over 8 years ago

    Jason probably wants a lightsaber with a red beam.

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    cappsn  over 8 years ago

    A fat guy in a red suit can fit down the chimney, but not a Death Star?

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    Doctor11  over 8 years ago

    There are times when Jason can’t tell the difference between fiction and reality.

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    dflak  over 8 years ago

    When I saw the star destroyers in the first movie I thought, “How cool.” Then when I saw Darth Vader’s ship in the second movie I though, “Now that’s really cool. I got to get me one of those.”

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    yangeldf  over 8 years ago

    an imperial star destroyer is the size of a CITY

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    writchey1  over 8 years ago

    The C word..really. In August. !$##$@#$ and a Happy New Year.

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    eb110americana  over 8 years ago

    You’ll put your eye out, kid.

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    falcon_370f  over 8 years ago

    In “Ernest Saves Christmas” it was demonstrated that the size of the gifts do not matter in transport. I would have said, “Consider the dimensions of our house.”

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    lindaf  over 8 years ago

    Isn’t Jason a little old, and a little too bright to believe in Santa?

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