Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 24, 2015

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    How do you know what calcutta smells like?

    Yes I have a wonderful son

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    paha_siga  almost 9 years ago

    I have two sons in early teens, but I can’t remember ever saying any of those things. Maybe I just don’t mind them picking up dead things, especially if they throw them out of my garden. Or maybe it is still to come.Now I have a baby daughter and that is for sure – I ’m rather worried what is awaiting me.

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    King_Shark  almost 9 years ago

    What does Calcutta smell like? I’ve been there many times and I’d like to know which of the smells there is the one it smells like.

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    King_Shark  almost 9 years ago

    “Do I have a son”? Only if you count nonhuman offspring with four legs and a tail.

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    cdward  almost 9 years ago

    I have three sons and one of the more common phrases was, “Is anything broken?” Or more likely, “What’s broken now?” And sometimes, “Better mop up that blood.”

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    Plods with ...™  almost 9 years ago

    Yes. A son, 2 daughters, 2 grandsons, 2 granddaughters and a great grandson due in December..@paha_sigaThe mom curse works, so remember your childhood.

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    ladykat  almost 9 years ago

    No, but I have a grandson.

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    jbmlaw01  almost 9 years ago

    Two sons in their 30s. Older son has more “rascal” stories, younger son has many funny “achievement” stories. Both were great fun, I miss throwing the baseball with them.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Like Raj on TBBT says “That’s racist dude!”

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    QuietStorm27  almost 9 years ago

    @Tony/beviek I have three wonderful biological sons and 2 awesome “bonus” sons plus two amazing daughters.

    @JPuzzleWhiz There’s a lot of things that I never imagined saying, the one coming to mind now is “Don’t punch your sister for taking your panties, I’ll talk to her.”

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    @Tony’’Do you have a son?"

    Nope, two daughters! Same difference…

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    What haven’t you imagined saying until you had children?

    I can’t imagine…

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    Coopergirl Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Or imagined saying to your grandsons. Just back from trip to SD with boys 7 and 12. Stop picking your feet (flip flops)at the table are words I never imagined saying and that to the 7 yr old. He also got a great pic of dead bird in our car grill:)

    We raised girls and they are so different:)

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    No sons. The dog is female.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I have two sons. Both in their 20’s now. My, where do the years go, anyway?

    I don’t know what I couldn’t have imagined saying before kids, but I could never have imagined how much love I could possibly carry in my heart for them.

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    wpr  almost 9 years ago

    Thanks @beviek and @Dry and Dusty. I appreciate your kind words.@2old, The Real Deal, I cried too when I saw my little girl for the first time. It was back at the motel. At the wedding she came down a staircase. My eyes were locked on to hers. When we turned to start walking I could see a sea of tears from everyone else.

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