Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 26, 2015

Oy…

But, HuH? Around my town birds like these guys sit on wires to do their business. Has the Wiz found a way to make it wireless now!?

Where I work you have to swipe a keyfob to get the entry door open. They recently implemented a “security measure” where those of us who need to drive forklifts have to swipe our fobs on a small panel on the steering column to get the vehicle to start. NO kidding!

Leeroy… fob swiping on the job can get you fired or at least chastised at some companies.

But I thought toilet seats were always supposed to be down!

Guess now we know where Andy Griffith worked after leaving the Air Force!

To work there you have to be a high-tech whiz . . .

In our home it is simply called a peeword…

The Internet of THINGS!!!!!!!!!

No way that could have unintended consequences.

Wires? Your birds got wires? Why, when we were just from the egg, we had to fly up into the wind and snow both ways….

And it can’t be any previous used password. It also cannot have following special charaters: . @ _ . And it must contain on upper, one lower case letter, and must contain at least one number. <———————————————— Web Developer….

Hey, Google.