Phil Hands for July 12, 2015

Or maybe just run before he can get his hands on you!

God told me to buy my own books so I can get on the best seller lists.

God told me Americans should work longer hours — to grow the economy.

He also said invading Iraq was exactly the right thing to do — but He later edited that message a couple times.

I don’t care if they all think God told them to run. I care that they think God wants them to sit in judgement of others. I care that they get to declare that whatever they’ve done wrong God forgave them but when anyone else does something wrong forgiveness only comes when the loud bible thumper says so

As our neighbor says: “Out of Many One People”Excellent philosophy.

Regrettably it’s all the insane candidates that have run for President. Please dear God let the most stable & coherent candidate become the next U.S. President.

if he were sane, he wouldn’t even CONSIDER running

Perhaps She quietly asked someone more in her own image to run.

Just because “God” wants them to run, doesn’t necessarily mean he wants them to win.

God told me to have a ‘career’ as a colonel in the Air Force without ever leaving South Carolina.

Ms. Rodham-Clinton has not claimed God told her to run for the POTUS.

It’s only some wingnut republicans who believe their internal monologues are commands from their god.

God has a sense of humor.

Are you still waiting on God to call you back with that brain he owes you?

Without condoning Bill’s PRIVATE behavior, the constant effort by certain of “the right” to make a BJ worse than starting two senseless wars, and killing from 300,000 to a million innocent people to settle a family grudge, is beyond simple insanity.

I’m concerned that there are people, running our countries, who believe in imaginary beings,.

For guidance they turn to the mythical guy in the imaginary heaven and the bad guy lives in the imaginary hell. Surely the American people would not be fooled twice. “Fool me once…..you can’t get fooled again.”

Hillary: “In God We Trust” called me to run. Lots of ’em actually.