I know this reference only because I’ve been reading Stephen King’s Dark Tower Series. This comes from “The Waste Lands.” The drum track plays over and over in the ancient city of Lud, prompting a rather gruesome ritual that involves a horrible lottery.
Velcro Fly by Z.Z. Top.
Hey, look at the hooks
on your pants makes you wanna dance.
I say yeah yeah,
I say yeah yeah.
There ain’t never a catch, all you got to do is snatch,
do the velcro fly,
do the velcro fly.
You need just enough of that sticky stuff
to hold the seams of your fine blue jeans.
I say yeah yeah.
I say yeah yeah.
There ain’t never a catch, all you got to do is snatch,
do the velcro fly,
do the velcro fly.
Well, it feels so right when you squeezed it tight,
when you reach the end do it over again.
I say yeah yeah.
I say yeah yeah.
There ain’t never a catch, all you got to do is snatch,
do the velcro fly,
do the velcro fly.
comicgos about 14 years ago
Ah - that’s gotta hurt!
Llewellenbruce about 14 years ago
He must of pinched something that got in the way.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
If I suggested this to my Lady for bikini line waxing, do you suppose my day would go downhill?
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
Try it, Lewreader. Let me know how it turns out.
Plods with ...™ about 14 years ago
Me too Lew
cleokaya about 14 years ago
Wow underwear and hair removal in one product!
poohbear8192 about 14 years ago
I know this reference only because I’ve been reading Stephen King’s Dark Tower Series. This comes from “The Waste Lands.” The drum track plays over and over in the ancient city of Lud, prompting a rather gruesome ritual that involves a horrible lottery.
Velcro Fly by Z.Z. Top.
Hey, look at the hooks on your pants makes you wanna dance. I say yeah yeah, I say yeah yeah. There ain’t never a catch, all you got to do is snatch, do the velcro fly, do the velcro fly.
You need just enough of that sticky stuff to hold the seams of your fine blue jeans. I say yeah yeah. I say yeah yeah. There ain’t never a catch, all you got to do is snatch, do the velcro fly, do the velcro fly.
Well, it feels so right when you squeezed it tight, when you reach the end do it over again. I say yeah yeah. I say yeah yeah. There ain’t never a catch, all you got to do is snatch, do the velcro fly, do the velcro fly.