In our small town, we had a guy run up a huge bill on a gas credit card he accidentally got given. The gas station operator finally settled with him for half, provided he never came into the station again. The guy thought a while, then accepted. Ten minutes later, he’s back at the station. The operator asked him why. The guy says “You forgot to give me my trading stamps.” Would have been justifiable homicide if the operator ever caught him.
My brother worked for Social Services in Florida. He would mail notices for people to come in and update information or fill out required forms. Half the time they would never show up; later telling him they never got the notice. My brother said whenever he sent a notice saying he was cutting off their funding they always got that one.
rshive almost 9 years ago
In our small town, we had a guy run up a huge bill on a gas credit card he accidentally got given. The gas station operator finally settled with him for half, provided he never came into the station again. The guy thought a while, then accepted. Ten minutes later, he’s back at the station. The operator asked him why. The guy says “You forgot to give me my trading stamps.” Would have been justifiable homicide if the operator ever caught him.
Sir Osis of Liver almost 9 years ago
Tell me about a bird who knows what his priorities are…
J Short almost 9 years ago
My brother worked for Social Services in Florida. He would mail notices for people to come in and update information or fill out required forms. Half the time they would never show up; later telling him they never got the notice. My brother said whenever he sent a notice saying he was cutting off their funding they always got that one.
comicpat65 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
This is why Shoe is the best comic ever!