Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 05, 2015
August 04, 2015
August 06, 2015
Transcript:
How to survive a team building activity: Tip#2: If asked to share personal information, reveal only those details that you won't mind sharing with the entire known universe. Chicken: Um...well... I'm a chicken.
Ida No over 8 years ago
Personal information: “I like marmots”.
emptc12 over 8 years ago
And their response is: “We’ll be the judge of that.”.No, suddenly display the Gift of Tongues, and say “Firleygo df eolghry pho? Tjwep wepd toq tnolsey!” (Who wants to know? None of your damned business!)
John Falstaff over 8 years ago
“My hovercraft is full of eels!”
John Falstaff over 8 years ago
boss: “Earl, it’s your turn to think of a teambuilding activity—what do you have for us?”
earl: “Let’s hunt down the management idiots who ask us to do teambuilding exercises, and throw them from high windows.”
ant over 8 years ago
My chicken doesn’t think he is a chicken!