Eland almost never use their turn signals. Fiddler crabs drive the speed limit in the far left lane. Worst of all, the crested grebe parks in fire lanes.
Double-parking okapi have no shame. The one at the place I work is named “Dave.” And he triple-parks..And those darned supercilious owls never put on their lights at night. And squirrels drive like nuts. And fighting bulls don’t stop at stop signs… they drive over them, honking their horns.
Ida No over 8 years ago
Okapi don’t always double park, which is why it’s getting harder to find the remaining members of the species.
ant over 8 years ago
NBC = No Body Cares
John Falstaff over 8 years ago
Is that a Yugo the okapi is driving?
Eland almost never use their turn signals. Fiddler crabs drive the speed limit in the far left lane. Worst of all, the crested grebe parks in fire lanes.
emptc12 over 8 years ago
Double-parking okapi have no shame. The one at the place I work is named “Dave.” And he triple-parks..And those darned supercilious owls never put on their lights at night. And squirrels drive like nuts. And fighting bulls don’t stop at stop signs… they drive over them, honking their horns.
Ida No over 8 years ago
Better this than their smaller cousins, the parking lot fender bending Okrapis.
John Falstaff over 8 years ago
“Reprehensible” is a wonderful word for that behavior; PK. One might even say it is egregious!