Trousers draggin’, slowly draggin’ through the streetYes, I’m walking, but I’m walking without feetI’m not finding fault at allWith what’s too big and what’s too smallBut Sam, Sam, you promised me both ends would meetYou made the coat and vest fit the bestYou made the lining nice and strongBut Sam, you made the pants too longYou made the teak lapel look so swellWho am I to say that you’re wrong?But Sam, you made the pants too longThey got the belt, and they got suspendersSo what can they lose?But what good are belts, what good suspendersWhen the pants are hanging over the shoes?You feel the winter breeze up and down the kneesThe belt is where the tie belongs’cause Sam, Sam, Sam,You made the pants too longYou know what I mean, Sam?
SONGWRITERSSAMUEL LEWIS, VICTOR YOUNG, PARODY BY FRED WHITEHOUSE
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Reminds me of an old joke. Punch line: But doesn’t that suit fit him great?!
What? Me worried ? almost 9 years ago
What would “Are you being served” Mr. Humphries say ?" Oh don’t worry that will lower with wear ?"
Neat '33 almost 9 years ago
Hmmm; wonder if that guy’s name is Franken Stein ???
Linguist almost 9 years ago
Trousers draggin’, slowly draggin’ through the streetYes, I’m walking, but I’m walking without feetI’m not finding fault at allWith what’s too big and what’s too smallBut Sam, Sam, you promised me both ends would meetYou made the coat and vest fit the bestYou made the lining nice and strongBut Sam, you made the pants too longYou made the teak lapel look so swellWho am I to say that you’re wrong?But Sam, you made the pants too longThey got the belt, and they got suspendersSo what can they lose?But what good are belts, what good suspendersWhen the pants are hanging over the shoes?You feel the winter breeze up and down the kneesThe belt is where the tie belongs’cause Sam, Sam, Sam,You made the pants too longYou know what I mean, Sam?
SONGWRITERSSAMUEL LEWIS, VICTOR YOUNG, PARODY BY FRED WHITEHOUSE
Sir Uncle Rat69 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Fitting clothes is something I never liked doing.
Sir Uncle Rat69 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Does this suit make my butt look bigger?
Sir Uncle Rat69 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Does this suit make my butt look bigger?
Sir Uncle Rat69 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Does this suit make my butt look bigger?
Jim Kerner almost 9 years ago
Sorry. But I just came from a stretch on the rack.