Monty by Jim Meddick for July 16, 2015
July 15, 2015
July 17, 2015
Transcript:
The Senators distraught after a difficult meeting with father... Tell him don't be overly concerned. There have been other legislators who failed Mr. Nuttingham, but still found a place, post politics, in our organization. Take Mr. Dennet, for example... ex-Congressman Dennet?... I wasn't able to privatize the national parks...
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Well, hedge fund manager, actually.But from a lofty perspective, it doesn’t seem nearly as glamorous.The truly privileged never risk getting their own hands dirty.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
That’s reassuring. So, Cheer up, Senator!
clayusmcret Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Of course now he has a job he can be proud of, compared to his last.
Sir Osis of Liver almost 9 years ago
He couldn’t plant Mr. Nuttingham’s agenda in Congress
yangeldf almost 9 years ago
I don’t think it’s within a senator’s POWER to privatize a national park, that’s WHY it’s a national park…
steverinoCT almost 9 years ago
Pool-boy, after failing to carry the water…
puggles almost 9 years ago
Makes one wonder what Jarvis did to fail Mr. Nuttingham. Considering his “elevated” position in the organization, it must not have been as grand a failure. Perhaps an educational initiative.
Starman1948 almost 9 years ago
Sunny morning y’all.-——-@wakeangel2001 and BuckyKatt999: Very true.-——-*My neighbor has a diabetic cat. After she gave him his insulin shot this morning, he started throwing up clear liquid. She is taking hin to the vet this afternoon. Prayers and best wishes will be greatly appreciated. Thanks.-———Y’all have a rewarding day.
chriscc63 almost 9 years ago
OMG this was a good one!
dogday Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Glory be!!! Someone found a use for a US congressman!!!
Starman1948 almost 9 years ago
Have a peaceful night my friends.
IQTech61 almost 9 years ago
I used to think that privatizing the National Parks was a good idea until I realized that the groups that would actually conserve them cannot afford their upkeep and the groups that can afford them are looking to strip them of all valuable resources for profit.
harlique almost 9 years ago
My apologies to Starman1948, and I sincerely hope that the cat gets better, but I had a good belly laugh because of this post. The neighbor has a diabolical cat that threw up clear liquid and she is taking him to the vet this afternoon. I couldn’t understand what was so diabolical about that. Was the cat mischievously pretending to be sick so he could be taken to the vet? And if so, why? A real head scratcher, until I looked more closely at the fine print. The word is diabetic, not diabolical! I was reminded of Emily Latella’s complaint about violins in the schools, when the word was actually violence, not violins!