Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 06, 2015

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    Darned if I want to be a cat.I want to come back as a dog, but I want to be owned by someone like me. Oh and I get to choose the breed, Make me a retriever (Golden, Lab or Chessie ).

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    jamesbachreeves  almost 9 years ago

    Once as a kid I expressed a desire to be a cat, and I remember somebody saying “OK, tomorrow morning eat a can of cat food without using your hands, and then lick yourself all over.”

    But on a less cynical note, I will add this: Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

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    foomatic  almost 9 years ago

    Everybody wants to be a cat!

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    artsudz  almost 9 years ago

    ‘Cause a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at. ♪ ♫

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    Leonardo da Vinci said that cats were Nature’s most perfect creature…..

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    Stellagal  almost 9 years ago

    The only thing stopping me from wanting to be a cat is somebody spaying me.

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    Carl R  almost 9 years ago

    No, we most certainly do not all want to be a cat.

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    meowlin  almost 9 years ago

    Dogs think humans are gods..Cats know they’re not gods, but they know humans aren’t gods either.

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    Jeff0811  almost 9 years ago

    After all these years I had an epiphany the other day as to why i would rather be a dog than a cat. (Really prefer to be a human actually). Dogs seem to have the ability to empathize, Cats seem to be have an air of indifference. Dogs dig right in to their meal, cats have to play with their food for a while. Ok, done.

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