Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 18, 2015

Ladies and Gentleman, the future Sorkh Razil.

If they only knew now what they’ll know then, they would have been pro-choice instead of pro-life.

Amazing. The kid was born with a full head of hair and a full blown ’tude…

I don’t remember anything about the red rascal as a child, from the strip, but I might have been otherwise engaged for a decade or so.

Also does anybody else think Jeff and Earl were separated at birth?

Least of your problems, Rick.

Ahh Sorkh Razil! So many known knowns and known unknowns to be discovered!

I was born with long hair, still got it 64 years later albeit a different colour.

I was born with thick, curly, dark hair, which fell out not long after, and then I was bald till around 2. Then it grew in blond, straight and fine.

That’s it – the last of the original dailys until October 1984.

Now that Rick’s seen the child, who does he suspect?

Oh Rick you have much much more to worry about than the ears!

What – me worry?