Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 20, 2015

Donny is gonna hang himself if he’s not careful. And June is hoping it;s sooner rather than later, Later she has a hair appointment, Those earmuffs mess up her “do”,

The Ballard Drama and Drum Major Society is putting on Mcbeth. That spot isn’t gonna remove itself.

Stan and Arlene in a scene from last year’s production of King Lear, They put their own spin on their assigned roles.Stan couldn’t be in this years play, he has a hernia.

I think to be a private investigator on Ballard St for just one week, all the blackmail pictures. All the things they do outside no less. Home bondage on the front porch while his wife ignores him and wears earmuffs so she cans actually say “I have no idea what he is talking about”. I do think the only thing sillier than the residents is the creator of Ballard St. How does he come up with these ideas? I don’t know but keep on.

Good Sat. morning all of you BS’rs. Looks like a nice day coming[starting] oh boy,oh boy.Spot’s eye is looking much better this morning,when I applied his eye ointment. A few more days and that will be done,too. Thanks to all who sent good wishes to him. He says WOOF [thanks] right back to ya.Have a great day everyone. :) Peace.

It’s “surly bonds”, Donny, “surly bonds”…

Mist & 2old – great ‘rest of the story’. Love it!

Spent 5 hours in the ER this morning, they almost, but not quite, said “The pain in your chest is actually in your head”All tests negative 2EKGs,2 blood draws, chest x-ray.Thank goodness for Medicare.

2old, I’m really only 25: Congratulations on those results – that’s what we all want to hear.Scary morning, but what a great outcome.

DRAMA QUEENS, DRAMA QUEENS ! WE’RE SURROUNDED BY DRAMA QUEENS.but once a knight’s enough !

Fenton set ’em up, mate ! Beer for their horses and whiskey ( uisce beatha) for me friends ! Make it a Redbreast Irish fer me.

An Arnold Palmer and a stack of Snickerdoodles for me please.

…and someone poke Bugs over there. Tell him that the opera is over…

To all the Dads,

Happy Re: Bugs Bunny “I got tears in my ears from lying on my back crying over you”

STEL, CHECK OUT TODAY’S TEN CATS! GRAHAM GAVE YOU A SHOUT OUT, ALONG WITH A FEW OTHERS!

Good Sundae morning all of you BS’rs. Rain today,here in the NE corner of Ballard Street. Have a great day everyone. :) Peace.

Shouldn’t Mr. Duncan be saying “… the blinds that tie”?