Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 22, 2015

Octopi Wallstreet?

Varnes… as they say in showbiz…that comment’s got legs.

Uh, people; calamari is made from squid.

Yes, but… why spoil the beauty of the thing with technicalities?

Squid pro quo

Dr. Seuss would probably conjugate the verb “squid” as follows, and I quote: squid squad squd. (“Squad” must be pronounced to rhyme with “fad” not “rod”, of course!)

Ryan, sorry, I didn’t have many decent educational opportunities…I grew up on squid row…Susan, And hopefully some tentacles…..