Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 11, 2015

I’m ka-loving it!

I hope Rip passes that rule onto the next generation.

I’ve worn a beard on and off for years and never really thought there was much thermal value it it. But if it’ll hide my glass jaw……

Many, many years ago I had a guy that grabbed my beard with his right hand and was going to pop me with his left but my right knee found a soft spot and he looked like a box of rocks laying there motionless on the floor. I knew he wasn’t dead because of all the noises coming from his closed mouth. From that time on I kept my beard shorter … much shorter!

I take back yesterday’s comment… Have all the ‘virgin’ daiquiris you want!

You know, that’s a possibility I never considered. The genetic mutation that the magic strength potion caused in Obelix could have been passed down through the generations. It makes so much sense!