Close to Home by John McPherson for June 28, 2015

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    Why do husbands tend to die before their wives? Because they want to.

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    J Short  almost 9 years ago

    How about compensation for getting up 3 times a night because of an enlarged prostate.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Alan King had this great routine about women outliving their husbands! He would read actual obits. One was about the guy who lived to 104, SURVIVED BY HIS WIDOW! It was a hilarious! No, I don’t remember if her age was mentioned.

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    Raider Red Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    And to keep working so they can catch up on the money they should have earned while doing the same job as somebody’s dead husband . . .

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    lindaf  almost 9 years ago

    We’re just better designed. Oh, and we don’t regard going to the doctor as a sign of weakness.

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    wizzo10  almost 9 years ago

    will their ever be shorter wait time

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    g.iangoodson  almost 9 years ago

    Women retire at 60 and live until they are 70; men retire at 65 and live until they are 64. UK

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    angelfiredragon  almost 9 years ago

    I hear stories about womens restrooms having longer lines, but I just haven’t seen it. In fact I usually see the opposite, one toilet 2 urinals in the mens (everyone waiting for the toilet) and the womens has three toilets, I need not say more.

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