If you’ve been lost long enough to cultivate a full, chest-length beard, forget about finding your way back to wherever you came from, and make a new life as a gruff, country-boy immigrant. The government will find you.
I am more concerned by the prospect of my polka dots becoming croquet balls. Getting lost in croquet involves a second-hand mallet strike through the ball of another player. But they don’t call it getting lost. They call it getting sent, even though the express purpose is to send you out of your chosen course and be temporarily lost on your way to the next wicket. The comb-over is especially scary, since if you are in a section of lawn long enough to comb over, you are not actually on the lawn proper at all any more.
I have achieved the ultimate combover.My hairline has receded at my “temples”, and thinned at my “crown”.Ive grown my hair long, and started parting it in the middle.The part allows me to comb over twice in the front. The part ends before the crown and the hair at that point is combed over the thinning crown. Its all puled back and held in place by an elastic.Fallowing Teresa’s directive, i can go any direction except forward.
Not that the gentleman in question does not seem as if he could not up his game with a mallet to the head to affect the play position of another.Disclaimer: Please to not attempt to strike yourself in the head with a mallet. These are professionals on a closed course.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaIn 1975, Mallett was appointed a job as Assistant Professor at the University of Connecticut, where he continues to work today. His research interests include general relativity, quantum gravity, and time travel.But don’t get sent off course into non-productive avenues. Time travel, as envisioned by Mallet, will probably not be possible. The universe, to my understanding, works much differently from modern theory.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 9 years ago
That would just make me dizzy.
Steve Bartholomew almost 9 years ago
I have no unsightly cranial hair.
Superfrog almost 9 years ago
Looks like his new wig is nearly ready for harvesting.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Can you imagine what is hiding in that beard? Yike!
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
If you’ve been lost long enough to cultivate a full, chest-length beard, forget about finding your way back to wherever you came from, and make a new life as a gruff, country-boy immigrant. The government will find you.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 9 years ago
Another conk on the head will relieve amnesia.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 9 years ago
Bang, bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer came down on his head…..
Beatles
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I am more concerned by the prospect of my polka dots becoming croquet balls. Getting lost in croquet involves a second-hand mallet strike through the ball of another player. But they don’t call it getting lost. They call it getting sent, even though the express purpose is to send you out of your chosen course and be temporarily lost on your way to the next wicket. The comb-over is especially scary, since if you are in a section of lawn long enough to comb over, you are not actually on the lawn proper at all any more.
coltish1 almost 9 years ago
Anybody with a combover that bad is lost forever, I’m afraid.
William Neal McPheeters almost 9 years ago
So does pubic hair. :-)
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I have achieved the ultimate combover.My hairline has receded at my “temples”, and thinned at my “crown”.Ive grown my hair long, and started parting it in the middle.The part allows me to comb over twice in the front. The part ends before the crown and the hair at that point is combed over the thinning crown. Its all puled back and held in place by an elastic.Fallowing Teresa’s directive, i can go any direction except forward.
wilburgarrod almost 9 years ago
according to your picture it would be a short walk.
Bill Thompson almost 9 years ago
I tried to follow my combover but its directions went over my head.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Not that the gentleman in question does not seem as if he could not up his game with a mallet to the head to affect the play position of another.Disclaimer: Please to not attempt to strike yourself in the head with a mallet. These are professionals on a closed course.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaIn 1975, Mallett was appointed a job as Assistant Professor at the University of Connecticut, where he continues to work today. His research interests include general relativity, quantum gravity, and time travel.But don’t get sent off course into non-productive avenues. Time travel, as envisioned by Mallet, will probably not be possible. The universe, to my understanding, works much differently from modern theory.