You would think she could have mended the holes in his sweater. Maybe it was sweater envy.
Or she could’ve made it a short-sleeve sweater.
That’s why I’m now single….
Earl likes old things - hence Opal.
Hey, I do that with some of my husband’s socks. When there is more hole than sock, they somehow find themselves in the trash can.
Yip! Opal has no control over her hands! Earl had better be on guard when he’s sleeping.
That’s the way to make him think. Payback for the termites eating the support beam zinger.
Snip, snip, snip.
Once she can no longer control her body, it may be time for the nursing home. Better be careful, Opal.
Yeah right, Opal.
I’ve never heard a woman use that line before… lol
I love these guys.
“For instance there was that time I gave you a good clap…err, applause.”
How does Opal know that she can’t be held responsible to do things with her hands? I think she did it on purpose.
They’re HER HANDS. If she isn’t responsible for them, who is? This kind of denial of personal responsibility sickens me.
Good answer!
carmy almost 14 years ago
You would think she could have mended the holes in his sweater. Maybe it was sweater envy.
Llewellenbruce almost 14 years ago
Or she could’ve made it a short-sleeve sweater.
kreole almost 14 years ago
That’s why I’m now single….
Yukoner almost 14 years ago
Earl likes old things - hence Opal.
cutiepie29 almost 14 years ago
Hey, I do that with some of my husband’s socks. When there is more hole than sock, they somehow find themselves in the trash can.
LittleYipScream almost 14 years ago
Yip! Opal has no control over her hands! Earl had better be on guard when he’s sleeping.
gulfcoastgrl almost 14 years ago
That’s the way to make him think. Payback for the termites eating the support beam zinger.
gjsjr41 almost 14 years ago
Snip, snip, snip.
cdward almost 14 years ago
Once she can no longer control her body, it may be time for the nursing home. Better be careful, Opal.
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Yeah right, Opal.
DolphinGirl78 almost 14 years ago
I’ve never heard a woman use that line before… lol
peter0423 almost 14 years ago
I love these guys.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
“For instance there was that time I gave you a good clap…err, applause.”
Wildmustang1262 almost 14 years ago
How does Opal know that she can’t be held responsible to do things with her hands? I think she did it on purpose.
NoBrandName almost 14 years ago
They’re HER HANDS. If she isn’t responsible for them, who is? This kind of denial of personal responsibility sickens me.
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
Good answer!