Slam!
Ralph: Anything wrong, honeybunch?
June: Either I'm in a really bad mood, or everyone at the mall is stupid!
Ralph: Please let everyone at the mall be stupid.
Our local mall has to have security guards talk to each person and ask if they locked their car and if they left anything of value is in view. Since when don’t people know that if one leaves one’s car unlocked with a pocketbook or tablet computer or laptop in full sight, one will be warned. Now that is stupid.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Welcome to matrimony!
dadoctah almost 9 years ago
I’ve been to the mall, Ralph. You have nothing to worry about.
Plods with ...™ almost 9 years ago
You can tell a lot about what mood a woman is in by her hands...For example:If she’s holding a gun, she’s probably not in the best of moods.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Ralph was stupid to say “I do” to that nightmare.
Ubintold almost 9 years ago
Eh, they probably are.
locake almost 9 years ago
They are equally suited to each other, most couples are. Neither one has a lot to offer.
mourdac Premium Member almost 9 years ago
And what’s different today, Ralph?
rphbeta almost 9 years ago
Probably the latter caused the former.
mafastore almost 9 years ago
Our local mall has to have security guards talk to each person and ask if they locked their car and if they left anything of value is in view. Since when don’t people know that if one leaves one’s car unlocked with a pocketbook or tablet computer or laptop in full sight, one will be warned. Now that is stupid.