Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 27, 2015

He can eat all the salads he wants, but that’s not going to lift his side of the bed up.

That is one brave little girl

Flip the mattress problem solved for you

Adam get unfat out move next door to the Pennys on dinnette set

Looks like she has been brushing up on her vocabulary as well. She does care about her dad, and is only trying to help. She just needs to make sure she doesn’t drum it in like a repurcussionist.

Okay Everyone, let’s help Adam feel better………………we can all eat salads so he doesn’t feel alone. I’ve got some spinach and kale growing, probably enough to share with the gang if someone brings the romaine………….

“Permission revoked… retroactively.”

If the mattress is “turned” on a regular schedule as the manufacturer recommends, there wouldn’t be a sagging problem. Follow the directions!

I’m ok with salads as long as there is plenty of meat (bacon, ham, bacon, turkey, bacon, sausage, bacon) in the salad!

Oh, and make sure there are a few eggs and plenty of shredded cheese included and top it with a generous amount of Thousand Island Dressing…

Ah come on Adam, you know she’s right.