Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 21, 2015

Whose fault was it to buy doughnuts before dinner?

Ask first, tell second, then give em one of Diamond Lil’s withering glares! (and a list of chores to do for disobeying)And I am asking nicely for more Pelly! (please and thank you)

What’s the difference when it comes to dads?

I do the asking, the wife does the telling.

I ask, I tell, I give “the look”, then I give up and do it myself.

Always ask… then walk away. Repetition is frustrating.

@Tony“Are you askin’ or tellin’?”

I’m tellin’ on you!

Do you eat anything before dinner (and what)?

Usually lunch; or maybe, breakfast…

I suggest and watch the result. Some good,some bad. ha,haa. :) Peace.

Hey if you’re telling I’m asking, but if you’re asking I can’t tell cause it’s a secret.

Wine and popcorn. I would have 2 glasses of wine, but then I would be asleep at 7pm!

Yes, Tony, more Pellie would be lovely! Thank you, Sir!

Both, when I’m sellin’

Best parenting advice ever- DON’T ASK! TELL!! …PS- I don’t like Pelly. Sorry. :)