The adventures of Corporate Survivalist!
Chicken 1: We need to start a Fire!
Chicken 2: Hold on-I'll call the consultants.
Consultant: You need to start a fire.
Sometimes I think the guy who draws this strip secretly follows me around during the day, taking notes. :-) This one will very soon be on office bulletin boards and cube walls all over the world!
Oh, that reminds me—the Savage Chickens e-books are a ton of fun, but you need a PAPER copy of the SC office life book, “Survival guide to life in the coop.” Show ONE cartoon to one co-worker and the book will be snatched away and make the rounds of your entire department, providing much laughter to many fellow coop-dwellers. :-)
Bill The Nuke almost 9 years ago
That probably only cost $20,000. Cheap at twice the price!
John9 almost 9 years ago
But at now you have scrap paper to start the fire with.
meillered almost 9 years ago
Whew! I was worried for a minute there.
emptc12 almost 9 years ago
It’s probably not polite to bring up another artist’s strip, but I’ll always remember the Dilbert series of strips about the “consultick.”
John Falstaff almost 9 years ago
Sometimes I think the guy who draws this strip secretly follows me around during the day, taking notes. :-) This one will very soon be on office bulletin boards and cube walls all over the world!
John Falstaff almost 9 years ago
Oh, that reminds me—the Savage Chickens e-books are a ton of fun, but you need a PAPER copy of the SC office life book, “Survival guide to life in the coop.” Show ONE cartoon to one co-worker and the book will be snatched away and make the rounds of your entire department, providing much laughter to many fellow coop-dwellers. :-)
PAXBrit almost 9 years ago
Old definition of consultant: someone who borrows your watch and sells you the time.