went into a restaurant once with my wife around 8 pm- the host asked me“just the two?”“ah no.” i replied, “we have a bus outside and there will be about 50 of us”the look on his face was pricless
When I have my groceries put into the car, I tell the bag clerk that I want them put in the front. Cannot believe it when they then ask if I want them on the passenger side. I am so tempted to tell them that I’ll just carry them on my lap as I drive home.
Squizzums almost 9 years ago
Plus his pants are a little high.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
Sunglasses clerk couldn’t take a joke, could he?
hariseldon59 almost 9 years ago
Reminds me of when David Letterman went into a store called “Just Shades” and kept asking, “seriously, what else can you get here?”.
cdward almost 9 years ago
Fun with retirement.
nosirrom almost 9 years ago
I went into the “Christmas Tree Shop”. Guess what they don’t have!
thewizofaz almost 9 years ago
Clerk: That would be next to the ice cube tray store, sir.
Lamberger almost 9 years ago
“Would you like fries with that order?” “No. Just directions to the restroom.”
komickat almost 9 years ago
Retired people do, right Earl? XD
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
why not? the kid’s day needed livening up anyway
route66paul almost 9 years ago
teenage clerks have no sense of humor – or anything else.
johovey almost 9 years ago
My husband is too much like Earl, and that scares me.
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 9 years ago
went into a restaurant once with my wife around 8 pm- the host asked me“just the two?”“ah no.” i replied, “we have a bus outside and there will be about 50 of us”the look on his face was pricless
alittlebirdie almost 9 years ago
When I have my groceries put into the car, I tell the bag clerk that I want them put in the front. Cannot believe it when they then ask if I want them on the passenger side. I am so tempted to tell them that I’ll just carry them on my lap as I drive home.