Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 07, 2015

i am related to too many people who would find this hysterical

Beans beans, for ever meal.

Lol! And, the chimes are in the key of A-flatulence major.

It’s an ill wind …

No “silent-but-deadlys” here.

Don’t think that’s what Dylan had in mind….

Mind if I chime in?

…And they call the wind Maria.

Blame the dog now, Harold.

It is a shame, but this Emmylou song came to mind:.Sorrow on the Wind

Actually anything in the cabbage family can do it too. Be it cauliflower, broccoli, mustard, radish, to mention a few…..

Put a candle holder on it and you’ll sell a million of ’em

Farts… A great flamethrower.

I have this effect on children. I was holding my infant granddaughter when she let out one capable of filling a small blimp. It was a fragrant violation. She could have given Edison, NJ a run for its money. According Newton’s second law, she should have propelled herself across the room.

This is disgusting, commenters.

I’m gonna go hang out on the other side of the house!

Akin to hanging a bell around a bull’s neck so you’ll hear him coming.