The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 24, 2015
May 23, 2015
May 25, 2015
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: I went to bed early last night... Brutus: I set the alarm to wake me an hour earlier this morning... Brutus: I got up promptly...took a three-minute shower...quickly put on the clothes I had laid out last night... Brutus: I fixed myself a breakfast of instant coffee and microwave oatmeal... Brutus: I jogged to the bus stop, took the express downtown and jogged to the office... Brutus: Sigh* Brutus: Yet, somehow, I still got to work ten minutes late!
Egrayjames almost 9 years ago
He got to work ten minutes late……..only to find out it was Sunday!! That’d be my type of day.
rnmontgomery almost 9 years ago
well, tomorrow, set the alarm a half hour earlier – duh. You should have it figured out now.
comixbomix almost 9 years ago
Clearly, the answer is: don’t leave the night before…
mggreen almost 9 years ago
That’s the third time this week, and it’s only Tuesday!
jppjr almost 9 years ago
If you’d arrived early, Veeblefester would’ve died of a heart attack.
Mary McNeil Premium Member almost 9 years ago
AND it’s a Sunday !
Dani Rice almost 9 years ago
Boy! Do I know that feeling!