Strange Brew by John Deering for April 23, 2015

How about a high volume discount?

Nailed it.

I think the clue was when you needed three pages to enter her name into the appointment book.

I deal with Indians in my work every day. Nice bunch of people, but it could take half a day to say their full names. Most go by much shorter nicknames like mostly everyone else.

I thought KALI-the dark mother only had 4 arms ?

I’ve seen depictions of her with eight and ten, however we are missing her belt of heads here. Must have left them at the other salon? Ya know, the one where they refused her coupon?