Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle
Don’t grumble, give a whistle
And this’ll help things turn out for the best…
And…always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the light side of life…
If life seems jolly rotten
There’s something you’ve forgotten
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you’re feeling in the dumps
Don’t be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that’s the thing.
And…always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the light side of life…
For life is quite absurd
And death’s the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it’s your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life’s a piece of bleeep
When you look at it
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show
Keep ‘em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the right side of life…
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the bright side of life…
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life…
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you’re going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life…
rayannina about 14 years ago
But remember, if you are the chosen one, to “always look on the bright … side of your life …”
(whistling.)
serenasakitty about 14 years ago
I need to find a chosen one, so he can fulfil the last part of the prophecy.
Tom6969 about 14 years ago
Prophecies have never been better explained
Possum Pete about 14 years ago
I’d rather be the Chosen One for the MegaMillions Prophecy tomorrow!
lazygrazer about 14 years ago
Being the Chosen One is much like being a turkey on thanksgiving day.
cutiepie29 about 14 years ago
Being chosen to be mother of twins is “chosen” enough for me, thank you very much.
mrsullenbeauty about 14 years ago
Doesn’t the Chosen One get a choice?
rarefaction about 14 years ago
You are being chosen as the unchosen one
Me_Again over 13 years ago
Yay, rayannina! Here are the full lyrics:
Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you’re chewing on life’s gristle Don’t grumble, give a whistle And this’ll help things turn out for the best…
And…always look on the bright side of life… Always look on the light side of life…
If life seems jolly rotten There’s something you’ve forgotten And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you’re feeling in the dumps Don’t be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that’s the thing.
And…always look on the bright side of life… Always look on the light side of life…
For life is quite absurd And death’s the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it’s your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life’s a piece of bleeep When you look at it Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true. You’ll see it’s all a show Keep ‘em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always look on the bright side of life… Always look on the right side of life… (Come on guys, cheer up!) Always look on the bright side of life… Always look on the bright side of life… (Worse things happen at sea, you know.) Always look on the bright side of life… (I mean - what have you got to lose?) (You know, you come from nothing - you’re going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!) Always look on the right side of life…