Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 25, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: Okay, people, I have taken over the planning meeting for goats upcoming world peace rally! Goat: You're staging a coup at a world peace rally? Rat: Yes. Goat: But we won't fight back. We'll just sit on the floor and sing peace songs. Rat: Cancel those tanks.
Sherlock Watson about 9 years ago
Paris Goat gave peace a chance — and it’s working!
knight1192a about 9 years ago
Rat must have studied the teachings of Mao, Liu, Dong, Soong, Li, and especially Yang.
JohnoTeacher about 9 years ago
Wrong comic! :D
whiteheron about 9 years ago
Tanks!? We don’t need no steenking tanks !
jreckard about 9 years ago
At least it was a peaceful takeover.
Is that Ché Guerata?
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
Rambo Rat might not need those tanks now, but once his dream of world domination peace spreads beyond the narrow bounds of the World Peace Rally, they might come in handy. So keep them “on call”!
PICTO about 9 years ago
PACIFY THEM ALL RAT.
Snoopy_Fan about 9 years ago
You’re welcome.
Rwill about 9 years ago
Cancel the tanks, send in the bulldozers.
“Do you know how much damage this bulldozer would sustain if I just let it roll over you?”
Ryan Plut about 9 years ago
This cartoon is only funny in North America and Western Europe. Everywhere else, readers are thinking ???
abbybookcase about 9 years ago
i’ll be arthur dent and lie down in front of the dozer or tank as needed. i’m really good at peaceful resistance that involves lying down on the job
oldschool434 about 9 years ago
NEVER cancel the tanks!
loner34 about 9 years ago
Headline: Fight breaks out at “World Peace Rally”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
Dollars to donuts that rat’s talking to Guard Duck on the squawker.
MemphisBelle almost 5 years ago
Well-played, sir.
Darth Revan II over 3 years ago
Cancel the tanks? Rat, what are you saying?!