Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 28, 2015

I would say the kid just might be too far advanced for such things.

And he said, “Ooh Ee Ooh Ah Ah, Ting Tang, Walla Walla Bing Bang.”

Junior: Yeah but you didn’t say no about the nose ring.

The second “ah”, pop.@DocYou must have been a hoot growing up. You are lucky you survived the zoo!

Now you’re grounded. No more vine swinging for you!

But Dad, how else am I supposed to meet the gorilla my dreams?

“winged a chunk of something that exploded against the wall”.I think we all know what that “chunk” was…