Boy: My dad's been grumbling about death and taxes. He says at least death you only have to experience once.
Frazz: I have an endurance sports joke.
Boy: That was inevitable.
My grandma died on New Years Day. Of cores it was a sad time with lots of crying. But my dad said at the wake after, “you know she had to wait until January 1st so I’d still have to file her taxes for the year.” Somewhere, she’s laughing about that one.
The Life I Draw Upon about 9 years ago
In one year.
larryvanover about 9 years ago
If you make as little as I do, you’ll ALWAYS get money back! My advice? Stay poor.
magicwalnut Premium Member about 9 years ago
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magicwalnut Premium Member about 9 years ago
Oh, Now I get it. I’ve got to move Frazz to the bottom of my strips…can’t figure these things out until I’ve had my coffee….
Donald Hill Premium Member about 9 years ago
There will always be death and taxes, just Death doesn’t get worse every year.
Doublejake Premium Member about 9 years ago
Woody Allen: “Sex and death — two things that come once in a lifetime. Except after death you’re not nauseous.”
Kind&Kinder about 9 years ago
“Cowards die many times before their death; the valiant never taste of death but once.” —Billy the Bard
Ericacook over 8 years ago
My grandma died on New Years Day. Of cores it was a sad time with lots of crying. But my dad said at the wake after, “you know she had to wait until January 1st so I’d still have to file her taxes for the year.” Somewhere, she’s laughing about that one.