Wally: Max, we have to put the rubber band gun AWAY.
Max: NO!
Wally: I made a mistake giving it to you. It's for OLDER kid.
Max: NO!
Wally: Trust me...it hurts me as much as it hurts you.
Max: ?
Max: YES!
ZING
Time for a spanking. Oh, I forgot. We’re too stupid, uh, I mean, civilized, to punish children for inappropriate behavior. If I had shot my dad like that he would have beat my ass till I couldn’t sit down for a week.
As a parent, I would turn the gun on the kid and show him how it feels and hurts. Then take it away. Why give such a toy that only hurts the targets? That’s not good parenting. This toy promotes violence and harm.
A 3 year old who is playing with a toy given to him by his father (the only one he has ever had) is to be spanked, hard enough to not sit for a week, because he’s not handing over the toy his daddy gave him with a smile and apologizing profusely for the minor pain he is without comprehending it giving. Explaining to him that “we are taking this away for a while until you know what kinds of things to aim it at” is what my parents did. I asked, never had a tantrum in any store, once had to stay 5 minutes after school. Only police officer I’ve spent time with was teaching the self-defense course. But time-outs don’t work, only a week’s worth of pain. Which means what to a 3-year-old on day 1? agony
Between now and the next strip I hope Max gets a spanking. He might then be able to keep his rubber band gun. Saying OW certainly won’t teach him snything.
ellisaana Premium Member about 9 years ago
Where is he getting all the rubber bands?
Baarorso about 9 years ago
Just reach over and grab the bloody gun from his fingers by force. Phill and his girl are the ADULTS, not his FRIENDS.
Skylark about 9 years ago
Pay back sucks. Grab the dam thing, shoot HIM with it and see how HE likes it!
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 9 years ago
Right on the ear! Ouch!!
Cronkers McGee Premium Member about 9 years ago
A time out is in order. Max needs to learn a lesson.
morningglory73 Premium Member about 9 years ago
Oh for goodness sakes, take the gun away from the child. Who’s in charge here the parent or the kid?
stlmaddog5 about 9 years ago
Time for a spanking. Oh, I forgot. We’re too stupid, uh, I mean, civilized, to punish children for inappropriate behavior. If I had shot my dad like that he would have beat my ass till I couldn’t sit down for a week.
tommysmo about 9 years ago
Y’all need to get a grip. It’s a comic strip!
@elissaana The same place the cowboys get 99 bullets in those old westerns!!!
cindyorch about 9 years ago
considering how old that kid is he is acting like a real @$%*^^%!..take it away!! You are the adult for goodness sake….geez!
David Rickard Premium Member about 9 years ago
You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 9 years ago
capricorn9th about 9 years ago
As a parent, I would turn the gun on the kid and show him how it feels and hurts. Then take it away. Why give such a toy that only hurts the targets? That’s not good parenting. This toy promotes violence and harm.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
Max!
slsharris about 9 years ago
Seriously. Take. it. away. NOW! Consider shooting the little twerp on the back of his hand so that he understands that it STINGS!
kattbailey about 9 years ago
A 3 year old who is playing with a toy given to him by his father (the only one he has ever had) is to be spanked, hard enough to not sit for a week, because he’s not handing over the toy his daddy gave him with a smile and apologizing profusely for the minor pain he is without comprehending it giving. Explaining to him that “we are taking this away for a while until you know what kinds of things to aim it at” is what my parents did. I asked, never had a tantrum in any store, once had to stay 5 minutes after school. Only police officer I’ve spent time with was teaching the self-defense course. But time-outs don’t work, only a week’s worth of pain. Which means what to a 3-year-old on day 1? agony
nyor about 9 years ago
Between now and the next strip I hope Max gets a spanking. He might then be able to keep his rubber band gun. Saying OW certainly won’t teach him snything.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 9 years ago
People, its a comic!
Harumph about 1 month ago
Just take it!!!