Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 23, 2015
Transcript:
Student: I pick... Declan! Phoebe: Dodgeball. It had to be dodgeball. Getting hit with a ball hurts... and I always get picked last... and- Student: I pick Phoebe! Phoebe: Me? It's not your last pick yet! Student: So? Phoebe: I had like four more grievances to mentally catalog.
josh_bisbee about 9 years ago
I was great at dodging, and focused on that. Rarely threw a ball.
PrairieGhost about 9 years ago
I loved dodgeball, but I was only good at the dodging part. I couldn’t throw to save my life, so the end of the game was always me being the last survivor from my team while a horde of enemies across the line tried to take me down.
rpmurray about 9 years ago
If Phoebe had five fingers she might still have had five more grievances.
Neo Stryder about 9 years ago
GIrl, you’re crazier than Star, and that’s say a lot.
Stellagal about 9 years ago
My dodgeball plan when I was a kid: get hit first so I can sit it out.
Stephen Gilberg about 9 years ago
I have trouble processing “Declan” as a real first name.
zippykatz about 9 years ago
I hope they still aren’t choosing teams like that, it hurts to be last.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
Just enjoy it Phoebe.
Michael H Payne Premium Member about 9 years ago
I would always:
Pretend to be hit in the first barrage, then go into the bleachers to sit the rest of the game out.
3pibgorn9 about 9 years ago
I was so used to being last it made no sense to do this line of thought.
kattbailey about 9 years ago
We sat in a particular order (alphabetical) for roll call in 6th grade gym and the girls on the left were somehow the larger ones who played sports and the right half the small nerds. I think the alphabetical order went left to right in each row. But for dodgeball the teams were always down the middle from front to back. We were creamed once a week at least. Other games they did the choosing teams, and I was always one of the last… the game where you knew you’d be hit with balls for 45 minutes, always on the team without a chance