Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 23, 2015

George will be admitted to the club if he drives Roger to the ER after the branch breaks.

The Pulley Club sponsors a fun day…..

New members are welcome but there are some strings attached.

Troy is also a member of the Be Kind to Grass Club…

If you want to buy or rent a pulley, Neal is the go-to guy. 555-9090.

Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

“Just put your mark right here on the slotted line…”

@Shikamoo! RE: Yesterdays question.You have never seen The Princess Bride?

“To become a pulley master you must first rise in the ranks from novice knotsman to third degree pulley operator…..after that one can finally rise to rank of Grand Pulley Master.

Good afternoon everyone.

What didn’t he invent?

Timmy belonged to a pulley club until Lassie pushed him down the well.

Buddy Simon’s Pulley Club branched out across the world. Pictured here is the Pullimonagan family crossing the gorge for groceries.

The creepy guy with the creepy smile with the goblet.I can tell you that there is poison in the cup without spoiling it for you.

shur lotta skweeky weels round hear tuday…

pssst…. hey SuSun…uh… are ya comin in tunite? Kin ah pulleeeeeez pootin a ordur fer a keyLYme pye…?? relly gotta canke hankerin fer wun laytely…. :())