Kliban by B. Kliban for April 08, 2015

I wish we could gather up all the wasted energy and re use it.

You never want to leave an empty socket. The electricity leaks out.

When you go to Home Depot and ask “where do those buckets of bolts come from”, you’ll now know.

If only we could heat our houses with the hot air coming out of Washington!

A cat catching sparks/lightning in a bucket. I confess, if there’s a joke here it has gone right over my head. Catching lightning in a jar? Watching sparks fly?

What a great idea. Once the bucket is full, you can pour the electricity back into a wall socket. Energy crisis averted.

I stuck a screwdriver in a socket one day while my dad observed me.I got up from the other side of room with my hair frizzed out, best laugh he ever had.Remember the guy in Hot Shots fixing the light bulb with all his gear and safety equipment. I do all that safety stuff and one further I send a request to the area power plant to shut down.

If that’s what he means. it should have been lightning.

Kilban’s art always makes sense.