Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 20, 2015

Play spin the turtle now?

It was supposed to make them come out of their shells a little.

I forget where i heard or read this, but turns out that galapagos tortoises can spend a year on their backs. Thats how old timey settlers used to store them on the ships when they took them from the islands.

Taking a needed break from their shell-phones

They have it wrong " Humans go UNDER the stick … Turtles are supposed to go OVER the stick.

How low can you go. . .

I guess the game Twister is out of the question.

Yeah, maybe not!