The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 17, 2015

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Should have gone straight to the fire brigade.

…I don’t know why he snorted that fly. Perhaps he’ll die…

well, in my long ago nursing career, the worst I ever had to worry about was seven kernels of dried Indian corn. This is epic.

“One Fine Day,” anyone?

I don’t get it.

So these kids were hanging around a flag pole in the middle of winter and a cat walked by – the rest is legend.

Jimmy started early down the path of drug abuse.First he was popping m&m pills.Now he has moved on to snorting Catcaine.

So is he starting to repeat comics?

At first I thought it was Spiderman’s hand, but I wondered why it was giving me the finger. Glad the other commenters said what it really was.

But the cat came back the very next day…

That is NOT a cat. It’s SPIDERMAN.

Another booger joke gone bad.

“It all started when the bird of paradise flew up his nose…”

Time for a neutering, and I’m not talking about the cat!

I don’t get it. I understand there’s a cat up the kid’s nose, but surely that’s not the joke? If so, what would be the point?

He mentions “Ms. Harvey”, and that the kid’s name is “Jimmy”. Usually that would mean the artist is referring to an adult named “James Harvey” or “Jim Harvey” – possibly someone who, in the last 20 years, put something he shouldn’t have up his nose.

Or maybe the doctor (who obviously hasn’t seen jimmy yet) is in for a big surprise when he sees it’s a cat? If it’s just “a kid got a cat stuck up his nose, don’t kids do the darndest things??” I’m going to be disappointed. But I guess the fact that I have to have the joke explained to me has already done that.

At least it was his nose, not his…….

I first it was some weird finger flipping me off. The cat’s ass, huh?

That’s quite a cat-ass-trophy.