Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for March 12, 2015

When you have to deny weirdness, you’re being kind of weird.

The first rule of Weird Club is there is no Weird Club.

Breathe deeply, Liesl … the frog crotch cologne that Bobby’s wearing will surely bend you to his dark desires …

Okay, dude, but if she shoots you down again, just accept it. There’s a fine line between endearingly awkward and super-creepy.

How about you hook me up with some of those placebos you give your boyfriend then we’ll talk about going out.

Looks like Bobby’s little head is doing the talking in P2.

I don’t think it was the weird that bothered Leisl; it was the boring.

Bobby’s about to get shot down. Now I see why he never gave Kaz that towel – he’ll be needing it himself.

In all reality , in the background Dion and the Belmonts song Teenager in Love plays and Bobby goes all in asking Leisl to the prom also. P 4 shows Leisl running away screaming .

P2- In tribute to Mr. Spock, the Mudlark friendship sign. Live long and enjoy frog crotches.

From his expression, it’s clear the kid in P1 just discovered Milford High’s search engines block images of frog crotches.

What does the ‘E’ on Bstat’s shirt in panel one stand for?

Coaches Held Hostage: Day 43 for Kaz; Day 77 for Mimi. Will Bob ever find the towel he’s looking for and come back to the team? Will the Lady ’Larks go the whole season without an appearance from their coach?

Please pick one:a) we need to talkb) it’s not your faultc) you’re nice, butd) I think of you more like a brothere) Do you have a condum

So will Leisl finally cave in and agree to a date? Or will she only see him when it will benefit her game? We’ll see, but I do know what will benefit you, is if you read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

“I’m not a crook.”—Richard Nixon

“I’m not a witch.”—Christine O’Donnell

“I’m not weird.”—Bobby Howdry

Egomaniac!