Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 26, 2015

So, why did it take 51 years to get the gizmo out of Mr. Lampitt?

I call them my nanobots.

At least he’s taken a turn for the better…

Nobody can tell you just what Electricity is except that it is energy released by magnetism and dry friction. Maybe, just maybe it is a food for microbes, maybe part of our metabolism priocess?

As I grow older MY acnestis area grows bigger… I have a back scratcher in every room… probably not practical for animals who can not grasp with their hands, though.

I’m assuming Art never went through a metal detector.

There are pine trees in my area that have no bark from the bears scratching their backs…

At least now Art can finally turn his blinkers off.

What’s the plural for acnestis? There are so many spots I can no longer reach!

Wow…he left that in since the 60’s? I wanna know more about his story! running to Google

Did that hurt the dog very much?

Acnestis is the reason that curved edges on door frames never caught on.

Art couldn’t afford the surgery and his insurance wouldn’t pay for it because it was a pre-existing condition. Obamacare (finally) saved the day!