Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 11, 2015

Didn’t Snuffy Smith do this one in 1936?

And guys still do it because it works. Do it the way you like rather than the way she likes, and you’ll never have to do it again.

I’ve actually broken dishes to avoid putting them away. Saves time & space.

I do this with the dish washer.. So I don’t have to..

she hates the way I load the dish washer…

yup smaet guy

Dilbert refers to this technique as “strategic incompetence”.

I can’t vacuum right either!!!!!

Oh oh! After all these years…

IT WORKED!!

My Wife divides the labor thusly:I do the Outside and Repairs.She does the inside and tells me what to Repair.If either of us need help, we Ask!

Next stop, “mowing” the lawn.

This worked in the US Air Force also; The APG guys were so horrible at hanging the centerline fuel tanks that the Supervision had the Weapons guys do it.

Fido3: What was the effect of napalm in the afterburner?

Fussy and organized people DO like knowing where their ‘stuff’ is. I know…and I even drive myself nuts about it!!Like folding clothes and similar jobs. They’ll only get dirtyagain! (I keep trying to think this)

Should be easy to call BS on this one. I’m sure he knows where to GET a bowl when he wants to pour some cereal, and a spoon to eat it with too — thus demonstrating (repeatedly) that he totally knows where stuff goes.