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  1. 2 days ago on Non Sequitur

    A while back I saw an ad that referred to “artesian bread”. I guess it was “well” baked.

  2. 5 days ago on Red and Rover

    According to the flexi company they were invented in 1972. But they were invented in Germany, so it probably took a while for them to become common in the US.

  3. 7 days ago on Wizard of Id

    According to the IRS, it’s Individual Retirement Arrangement. Or GEORGE’s brother.

  4. 7 days ago on Ziggy

    It’s right here:41.401309, -81.895450

  5. 10 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Starlings were introduced in North America in the 19th century — nothing to do with Columbus, though it’s true that there weren’t any there before 1492.http://people.wku.edu/charles.smith/biogeog/COOK1928.htm

  6. 10 days ago on Birdbrains

    He should write a book about the coming apocalypse and make a fortune, like the rest of the doomsday predictors.

  7. about 1 month ago on Speed Bump

    The fixture and bulb together determine the order. If the bulb were miswired, a standard fixture would go medium, low, high. That being said, I’ve never seen a bulb or fixture that was miswired; they all go low, medium, high.

  8. about 2 months ago on The Born Loser

    They realize; they just don’t care. Beats having to shave all the time. And the senior discounts are nice. My beard is a lot grayer than my hair, so when I go grocery shopping on senior discount day I always wear a hat.When I grew my beard 20-some years ago, the first time my barber saw it he said, “It makes you look older … er … I mean, more mature.” I told him it was OK to say older.

  9. 3 months ago on Free Range

    A similar thing actually happened to me years ago. My office was next to a seldom-used loading dock. One day a huge semi pulled up. The driver spent about 10 minutes maneuvering it to the dock, which was in a cramped area. He came in to my office and told me he had a delivery. Unfortunately, it was for the building next door. He got so mad he left without trying to take it to the right building.

  10. 3 months ago on Moderately Confused

    A few years ago I was riding on a bike trail when the kid in front of me suddenly swerved off the side of the trail and almost crashed. He said, “I guess it’s not a good idea to text while biking”. I wonder if he actually learned from the experience.