Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 03, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: My wife's ultrasound is tomorrow, Dutch! I'm going to have to put vengeance on hold! Dutch Haywire: Don't worry about Mr. Jenga and his goons. My squad will break some knees for you. Rip Haywire: I'm sorry we didn't get the skull operatives, Dutch. Cobra Carson: Tahiti Jones knows all those guys! Just ask him to unlock his Facebook page, and he'll show you! Rip Haywire: That's good enough for me. We'll make sure Cobra gets a walk for her crimes. Rip Haywire: Still, I'd like to have made a permanent first dent on Mr. Jenga's nose. Cobra Carson: Don't sweat it, Rip, bad guys always eventually end up at your door. Dutch Haywire: Yeh, Just take Cobra Here as an example.
Kali39 about 9 years ago
Rip: Sorry, Dutch – I really don’t know what you mean.
Space_cat about 9 years ago
3.. 2.. 1.. Burn on Cobra!
Chithing Premium Member about 9 years ago
The proverbial bad penny.
johnrussco about 9 years ago
Dutch sure has the gal pegged and yes she is a bad guy so willing to through our hero under the bus. All of my years in this big bad old world I have met a few just like Cobra Carson.
StoicLion1973 about 9 years ago
I know this strip is called “Rip Haywire” but I would love to see a Dutch adventure. Perhaps Dutch will console his forgotten adopted grandson by regaling him with an adventure from his youth….(hint).
B LeCren about 9 years ago
Happy ending all around… even for the goons!
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
Rip: Do what you want with his knees…but Jenga’s nose is MINE!
Lee Foggenoggin about 9 years ago
Oh, Dutch, Dutch, Dutch!!!! KA-OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
NWdryad about 9 years ago
Hmmmm, too convenient.