Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 16, 2015

Next time she insults you, tell her if you are soinferior, why does she hang with you. Shows bad judgement from her point of view.

Who would like to see Marigold Heavenly Nostrils out-skate Michelle Kwan (although Kwan ice skates)?

I suggest a ladder climbing challenge Phoebe.

Unicorns are always graceful and very talented, but just remember that even Marigold has her limitations. Do you know how awkward it would be for her to try ride Phoebe’s bicycle?

When I was Phoebe’s age, just not having a mane and tail was enough to feel inferior. All that lovely flowing hair. sigh.

What Unicorn said.

Alicorn!