Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 18, 2010

She’s been so fat for so long, that she only has half a chance of fitting into those 12 things that are left anyway. I’m shocked that she didn’t fill an 18 wheeler. 3 boxes of what? Thongs? (I mean the underwear, not flip flops) We see her at that mall!!!

If she had only saved the receipts, she could probably reduce the saleswoman/waitress’s commission by 12,000%. Especially if it’s from Kohl’s I found out you can return stuff forever there, as long as you have a receipt. They won’t be around much longer either.

Methinks Cathy’s mom is in dire need of a grandchild…or reality check, since that’s more likely to occur.

Hope her folks stay for a visit; I wanna see them and Irving’s folks go at each other, especially when Cathy’s folks find out how long Irving’s folks have lived there.

First Wave

No wonder she’s so messed up. Her mother idolizes every move she makes, her husband ignores everything, and her live-in-laws are just plain batty. There really needs to be someone normal in this strip to keep her grounded.

Cathy’s Dad always seems level headed and normal…as normal as can be, that is.

Wouldn’t be funny if they were normal.

Yeah, I don’t remember what if anything happened to Zenith either. Such a name is a terrible thing to waste.

She finally cleaned the closet and did it well! It’s a miracle